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fuck it. i swear today is my most pissed off day in my entire 19 years of life. fucking pissed. I've finally found some not so good but still can make it job.. Someone serving u chicken and pork soup at Sakura buffet... but dun worry u will never ever have that chance for me to ever serve you because... this particular sakura apparently locates itself at some rural mountain top somewhere very far from the west.. no journey to the west huh! Decided on getting a job dere cos there is the only place i know of which is despo for worker. ( which generally means u go there= can work liao ) and of cos... to avoid more nagging..... oOOPS! lol. will start work this friday! hope to have some money in my bank!! and suddenly i kind of like how manchester united tore tottenham apart... and the more i tink.. the more i feel manchester united is.. well good. liverpool good too.. arsenal used to be.. but dunno wad happened... nobody works well.. even fabregas seems to be spraying the ball up to the wrong persons.. chelsea.. well..... i nv liked them because of their chairman but serve them right! they kant go into transfer window till 2011. and thats good news! another reason: maybe becos zk like them. LOL. yes and i added that whole soccer chunk just to make my post looks longer. did it? i actually had something to say.. but now i don't goodnight everyone. hope i do fall asleep. If i am government.. i will implement such new laws and make singapore a better place to live in (except those who commits such crimes listed below lah!) Under the Singapore Law, 1) Those cutting queues would receive a formal warning letter. Repeat offenders will be fine up to $1000  2) Those people who sits down on the seats in hawker centres when it is already occupied WITHOUT ASKING will receive a formal warning letter. Repeat offenders will be fined up to $500 and banned from appearing in that hawker center  3) Those who push and push from behind so that he/she can get onto the train first should be find up to $5000 without any warning Repeat offenders will be jailed for maximum 6 months  4) Those who stand in front of a escalator/lift/travellator for more than 3 seconds would be given a formal warning letter. repeat offenders would be banned from using such facilities. ( Including HDB lifts)  5) Those riding bikes should not be biking in extremely tight areas especially places where only one human can walk through in any one time. Offenders to be jailed 1 month (personal safety!) 6) Those that runs into a train just to get a seat will be jailed for 1 month ( Personal safety too ) 7) Kids that shouts and scream continuously in a public transport would be fine up to $1000. Parents are to pay for their children. 8) Those who uses loudspeaker on public transport would be given a formal warning letter. Repeat offenders to be fined up to $1000 9) Those who steps on the feets of somebody should say Sorry or will face 32 hours of CWO Repeat offenders to be fined up to $500.  10) Those people who lies on the poles on the trains or bus like as if no one is using it will be jailed for 5 years and 4 strokes of caning. Second time offenders will be electrocuted in low voltage so that they will suffer and jailed for 10 years. Third time offenders will be HANGED.  Thanks for reading! ^^ |
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