POSTED ON Tuesday, August 18, 2009 AT 11:48 PM \ leave a comment (0)
i actually had something to say..








but now i don't
goodnight everyone. hope i do fall asleep.



POSTED ON Tuesday, August 11, 2009 AT 9:16 PM \ leave a comment (0)
If i am government.. i will implement such new laws and make singapore a better place to live in
(except those who commits such crimes listed below lah!)

Under the Singapore Law,
1) Those cutting queues would receive a formal warning letter.
Repeat offenders will be fine up to $1000


2) Those people who sits down on the seats in hawker centres when it is already occupied WITHOUT ASKING will
receive a formal warning letter.
Repeat offenders will be fined up to $500 and banned from appearing in that hawker center


3) Those who push and push from behind so that he/she can get onto the train first should be find up to $5000
without any warning
Repeat offenders will be jailed for maximum 6 months




4) Those who stand in front of a escalator/lift/travellator for more than 3 seconds would be given a formal
warning letter.
repeat offenders would be banned from using such facilities. ( Including HDB lifts)



5) Those riding bikes should not be biking in extremely tight areas especially places where only one human
can walk through in any one time. Offenders to be jailed 1 month (personal safety!)

6) Those that runs into a train just to get a seat will be jailed for 1 month ( Personal safety too )

7) Kids that shouts and scream continuously in a public transport would be fine up to $1000.
Parents are to pay for their children.

8) Those who uses loudspeaker on public transport would be given a formal warning letter.
Repeat offenders to be fined up to $1000

9) Those who steps on the feets of somebody should say Sorry or will face 32 hours of CWO
Repeat offenders to be fined up to $500.


10) Those people who lies on the poles on the trains or bus like as if no one is using it will be jailed for
5 years and 4 strokes of caning.
Second time offenders will be electrocuted in low voltage so that they will suffer and jailed for 10 years.
Third time offenders will be HANGED.


Thanks for reading! ^^