i actually had something to say.. but now i don't goodnight everyone. hope i do fall asleep. If i am government.. i will implement such new laws and make singapore a better place to live in (except those who commits such crimes listed below lah!) Under the Singapore Law, 1) Those cutting queues would receive a formal warning letter. Repeat offenders will be fine up to $1000 ![]() 2) Those people who sits down on the seats in hawker centres when it is already occupied WITHOUT ASKING will receive a formal warning letter. Repeat offenders will be fined up to $500 and banned from appearing in that hawker center ![]() 3) Those who push and push from behind so that he/she can get onto the train first should be find up to $5000 without any warning Repeat offenders will be jailed for maximum 6 months ![]() 4) Those who stand in front of a escalator/lift/travellator for more than 3 seconds would be given a formal warning letter. repeat offenders would be banned from using such facilities. ( Including HDB lifts) ![]() 5) Those riding bikes should not be biking in extremely tight areas especially places where only one human can walk through in any one time. Offenders to be jailed 1 month (personal safety!) 6) Those that runs into a train just to get a seat will be jailed for 1 month ( Personal safety too ) 7) Kids that shouts and scream continuously in a public transport would be fine up to $1000. Parents are to pay for their children. 8) Those who uses loudspeaker on public transport would be given a formal warning letter. Repeat offenders to be fined up to $1000 9) Those who steps on the feets of somebody should say Sorry or will face 32 hours of CWO Repeat offenders to be fined up to $500. ![]() 10) Those people who lies on the poles on the trains or bus like as if no one is using it will be jailed for 5 years and 4 strokes of caning. Second time offenders will be electrocuted in low voltage so that they will suffer and jailed for 10 years. Third time offenders will be HANGED. ![]() Thanks for reading! ^^ |
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